Week 5 - I hate Fantasy Football

COMMISH vs, Kathy Winning Team

How was the lose possible? If you watch last night game, you probably witness the same frustration as I did as a Percy Harvin  owner when 3 of his TDs were called back.  Beside Percy, all of my remaining talented WRs bombed.  At this point, I need to go on a winning streak to even have a chance to make it to our playoffs. I can't believe Kathy's freaking Patriots actually did good. Why me?

Arian Nation vs What is Football?

My baby remains undefeated even with her team doing so poorly this week.  Can anybody stop her?? Anybody?! Maybe Sofia's team.
Daniel has a good squad, but apparently not good enough.  The injury of Montee Ball took his chances of winning at all.

Team too Strong vs. HelloSheepy

Alan needs to change his team name to Team Too Weak because he lost to the Washington Black Skins.  Not only lose by a little, but Kit almost doubles his score.  Team too Strong has lost his most valuable weapon, Megatron and will be experience hardship like myself for the reamining of the season.

Kit's RB carried him this week.  Andre Ellington finally capitalizes on a long run TD and Eddie Lacy is finally good again. Heck, even Kirk Cousin did alright this week against the Seahawks!  Maybe I doubted his squad too early.


Sofia's Pelican vs Anthony's team

Her whole team is on steroids because she keeps score in the 150+ range.  She has both the best RBs in the league right now and she will continue to reign fear for every contender coming up.
Anthony's team does not have the fire power to take this big bird down even if he met his project score.  He as well as the rest of us will continue on hoping that any of players will have breakout performances.

Alex Swag Team vs Victorious Secret

I know the feel Sabrina.. I know the feel... Her team actually did pretty awesome this week, but it could not stop most of Alex team having a more than ordinary performance. Even Steven freaken Jackson had a TD this week.  The good news for Sabrina is that her RBs are finally coming out of injuries so hopefully we can get a win next week. Hopefully...

Harry's Choice Team vs JTIII

Here is a scary thought.  Harry's I dont care about my team would of beat me if I faced him.  Heck, she almost beat Jenny's full roster squad.  If she didn't have Peyton Manning as her QB, this matchup would of been over.

The Breakout Winner of this week... is the merciless Sofia

Summary for crappy Week 4

Here we go again... with Playoff predictions. TOP 6 teams by Week 15

COMMISH vs What is Football?

I'm on a losing streak and thing are looking grim for me.  I have no depth in running backs because everyone in the league are bring vultures by stashing any potential/good backs.  I could of beat Alice if I just put in a different kicker(my kicker was on BYE week) which was a rookie mistake for me.

COMMISH (0-4) Playoff Prediction: Things are looking really grim for me,  I had the worst W-L ratio in our 4 man league year, but was still able to beat Alan for the championship.  Therefore, anything is possible.

What is Football Playoff(4-0) Prediction: Smooth sailing for my gal as she remains undefeated. She will not be worry about making the Top 6 by week 15.

Arian Nation vs HelloSheepy

Easy win for Daniel this week because he was facing the Washington Red Skin.. I mean Kit's team. Because he believed in the redskin so much, he benched L. Donnell who went off with 3 TDs in that game. I expect his stock or faith in the Redskin will drop dramatically after this game.

Arian Nation (2-2) Playoff Predictions: In the hunt with a decent depth of good players in his roster.

HelloSheepy (3-1) Playoff Prediction: I would say he had a good chance, but it will be dependent on how well the Redskins perform from now on.

Team Too Strong vs JTIII

Jenny team wasn't strong enough even when Calvin Johnson had a bad week.  So I guess his team name does make sense now.

Team Too Strong(4-0) Playoff's prediction: I expect to see him in the finals again. JUST TO LOSE TO ME AGAIN

JTIII (2-2) Playoff's prediction: In the hunt, but has a good chance with weapons like Manning and GIO Bernard. 

Kathy Winning Team vs Anthony's Team

Anthony got his first win! so he is out of the losing streak dump!  With the return of Jamal Charles, things are finally looking positive for him.  The matchup wasn't even close due to Kathy undying loyalty to Tom Brady.  We shall see how long this love will last.

Kathy Winning Team(1-3) Playoff Predictions: In the struggles with too much stock for the Patriots players.

Anthony's Team(1-3) Playoff Predictions: In the hunt with the return of his first round pick, Jamal Charles!!!!!!!!!!!

Sofia's Pelican vs Victorious Secret

This was a rough match for Sabrina injured squad.  However, her bench players did really well so she needs study her lineup/match up more!  Her team against my sister monster healthy squad. Although I'm beginning to sense that Sofia Team is being controlled by Eric.  There is no way she would have the football knowledge to keep this on!

Sofia's Pelican (3-1) Playoff Predictions: I'm not worried for her.  Her team is very solid now that Murray has become the number 1 running back in the league.

Victorious Secret (0-4) Playoff Predictions: The football gods are against us, we will have to fight our way to the playoffs.

Alex's Swag Team vs Harry's Team

Alex almost lost to the free win team, but he was barely able to pull it off.  Thank goodness to Rodgers and Nelson.  Harry's team is actually kinda scary with missing players.  He was able to pull over a 100 points.  One can imagine what his team could become if he actually cared. 

Alex Swag Team(3-1) Playoff Predictions: As long as the packer keep it up, it looks good for Alex.

Harry's Team(1-3) Playoff Predictions: Not possible... I hope

THIS WEEK FANTASY HERO - 2 WEEKS IN A ROW AWARD GOES TO SOFIA'S PELICAN:

Week 3 RECAP

Current Season Bet:

Commissioner($10) vs. The Big Bad Sofia($10)

Week 2 Bets: PIZZA BETWEEN ME AND ALAN
Week 3 Bets: Nothing...

RESULTS: ALAN received a large meat stuff crust pizza.

Commissioner vs HelloSheepy

I lost by one pathetic point.  If I had put in any running back besides Chris freaken Johnson, victory would of been mine. I've been defeated by both the Phos brothers already... But mark my words! I will comeback with vengeance.

Anyways, Kit star player of the week was Rashad Jennings. He ran over the Texans Defense like they were children which resulted to the Texans first lost as well.

Arian Nation vs Team Too Strong

Believe or not, this was actually a close match up. Detroit offense did not output a lot of points, but Team Too Strong still had Mr. Julio Jones.  Actually, the only reason Alan won was because Tampa bay defense was so terrible.

What is Football vs Antony's Team

Alice beat her brother barely by 3 points.  Anthony took the risky route and expected Jamal Charles to play.  Of course he never did, which lost him the match-up.  Alice team stayed undefeated once again!  

Kathy Winning Team vs Victorious Secret

She was able to pull off a win by choosing the New Jork Jets Kicker before Monday night.  Funny note to mention,  she thought she had the Bears(Jet opponent) during Monday while watching the game.Sabrina could of won but I guess she didn't get the memo that Bernard Pierce is still out.  She will remain 0-3 like me.

The Big Bad Sofia vs Harry's Choice Team

Sofia destroyed Harry because he did not set his lineup.  The sad part is, he still has a win under his belt while I remain winless.  Hopefully he doesn't become a honey badger in this league.  If he does, free wins for anyone matching up with him!

Alex Swag Team vs JTIII

My little sister was able to pull off a win against Alex.  The match up points was projected the be around the same, but Jenny players were actually able to put up decent points.  Don't feed bad Alex, it common for everyone to lose to a girl in Fantasy Football..

Anways the MVP of the week is THE BIG BAD SOFIA with 150 points.

Week 1 Summary

Ladies & Gents,

I will do my best to keep a consistent weekly write-up after each fantasy week.

Current Season Bet:

Commissioner($10) vs. The Big Bad Sofia($10)

Week 1 Bet:

Commissioner(Walk the dog for a week) vs. Kathy's Winning team(box of premium cookies, none of that $5 crap)

Week 1 Results: Commissioner WINS

Commissioner vs. Arian Nation

I was so sure about beating Daniel before the weekend, but Doug Martin & Michael Crabtree bombed it for my team. No worries, I am sure Crabtree will make a comeback for Week 2 against my nemesis.

Arian Nation was able to delivered the dagger to me Monday Night when Michael Floyd caught that 50 yards reception on Arizona's 1st or 2nd drive. GOOD JOB... I hope your satisfied.

Team Too Strong vs Anthony's Team

Biggest Blowout Award - Team Too Strong

Team Too Strong scored the most points out of everybody. His team was carried by Megatron and his quarterback, M. Stafford.  I definitely will need a lot of luck next week to take him out.

There was tragedy on Anthony's Team this week  The only thing that went right for him was his Kicker. He had some dangerous weapons aka Jamal Charles, but Kansas decided not to use him...

HelloSheepy vs. Victorious Secret

The winner of this match-up threaten to drop his whole team, because his players were auto-picked.

It turns out auto-pick did him a decent job and won him his first game(more point than me).

Then again, anybody could of beat Sabrina's squad this week.  She was gambling on Cam Newton to play, but that bit her in the behind.

What is Football vs. Harry's Choice team

Both teams were new to the fantasy football world.  Alice was able to pull through with a win for two reason, me & Matt Ryan! The QB who scored the most fantasy point in the league so far.  She really wanted Tom Brady initially, but Kathy was able to snake him first.

Harry's Choice team would of won if Seahawk defense weren't so damn good.  Aaron Rodgers was basically shutdown Thursday night. Sorrrrrry!

Kathy's Squad vs Alex Sawg Team

The battle of the lovers came to an end with Alex winning.  Love was not a factor in this heated battle of domination.  Kathy cried all week about Alex not giving any assistance. Every man and woman on their own! 

Kathy lost because the Patriot lost.

The Big Bad Sofia vs. JT III

Sofia over-killed Jenny by 60 points, leaving her "supposedly stacked team from trading with her bf" defeated.  

Sofia was on a trade craze last week, but the only trade I allowed was the fair deal between Jenny. Looks like the deal turned to Sofia's favor. I bet you are feeling so good right now.... or is it ERIC?!

Check your lineup for Week 2! The first game is tonight for those who have any Ravens or Steeler players!